My parents have just been transferred to another branch of their company and as the transfer happened during the summer before I started the final two years of my schooling they decided that it would be best if I came with them. I wasn’t too happy with this because I’d made some really good friends in my last school and because the teachers tended to indulge me a bit as I was intelligent but lazy. Neither of these were good enough reasons to convince my parents to let me stay with my grandparents and remain in this school and nor was the fact that I was likely to be named captain of the rugby team so in the end I gave up the argument and moved down to England. Our new address placed me in the catchment area for ‘The Academy’ which had been recommended as the best school in the town by colleagues of my parents and they went to see the Headmistress to check out the school for themselves. I was not taken to this meeting but full details of my previous schooling went with them which would reveal my failings academically and I had no doubt that these would have been noted and will be acted upon at the start of the year.
‘We are very happy with the school and that is where you will be going and the Headmistress has told us that they do have a very good rugby team that you will be welcome to try out for’ my mum says trying to soften my discontent slightly.
I am still unhappy with the situation so I am very grumpy on the morning that I am starting at my new school and the fact that I have to visit the Headmistress first off does not help this one little bit. Miss Hood is the Headmistress and I try to get a feel for her in the first few moments of this meeting to see if I am going to be able to get the same sort of treatment here as I had in my previous school. Miss Hood looked to be in her early forties, she was very elegantly dressed in a suit, and although quite short in stature her natural authority and control came through the moment she started to speak to me about my record at my previous school.
‘Definitely could do better’ was how Miss Hood started the conversation and I knew that it was true but I didn’t want to admit it to her so sat quietly waiting for her to continue.
‘The Academy has a strong and justifiable reputation for academic excellent, strict discipline and sporting success all of which will clearly be of benefit to you. Your marks in exams show your intelligence but equally your coursework marks show your laziness, a trait that I personally find abhorrent in my pupils, so you can be sure that we will be challenging your intelligence and keeping a very close eye on your application and dedication. Your behaviour will be tightly controlled at all times and I can assure you that you will not be indulged by me, or any of my teachers, as you were at your previous school where you seemed to think you could walk on water. Am I making myself clear?’ Miss Hood asks at the end of her statement which had confirmed my worst fears about the school.
‘Yes Miss Hood you have made yourself perfectly clear’ I answer sullenly.
‘Stand up and bend over my desk’ Miss Hood responds acidly and I look at her questioningly but am simply met by a steely, unblinking gaze that inspires obedience in me. I watch as Miss Hood picks up a cane from the side of her bookcase and walks round the desk to stand behind me. Corporal punishment had been a very rare event in my previous school and I certainly had never experienced it so this was going to be a horrible new experience for me it appeared. I felt Miss Hood tapping the cane against my bottom a couple of times before I hear a horrible ‘Swish’ followed moments later by a sharp ‘Crack’ as the cane lands across the very centre of my trousers. I let out a yelp of both surprise and pain at the line of fire that has been left across my bottom by the cane. Miss Hood walks back to the other side of the desk and resumes her place in the chair before speaking to me again.
‘Stand up and look at me. If you have the misfortune to be in this office in the future then it will be for punishment and that punishment will be a minimum of six strokes, and probably more, of that weight on your bare bottom so I would think very carefully about your behaviour and your work ethic. Do I make myself clear?’ Miss Hood asks.
‘Yes Miss Hood’ I answer much more meekly this time.
‘You will now accompany the Headgirl who will show you round the school and give you an introduction to the rules that you will obey’ Miss Hood says and seconds later there is a knock at her door.
‘Headgirl this is a new pupil to the senior school so would you be so kind as to give him a tour of the school and introduce him to the rules before taking him to his first class after the morning break’ Miss Hood says.
‘It would be my pleasure Headmistress’ the Headgirl answers and even just from these words I got the feeling that she was the epitome of an efficient and effective Headgirl who would take great pleasure in overseeing the rules outside of the classroom. I am led out of the room by the Headgirl who introduces herself to me as Tamsin and as she is taking me round the school she is talking to me all the way mainly about the rules, which seem very strict and all-encompassing, and the way that punishments are administered.
‘Ken, I’m sure that Miss Hood said to you that your behaviour will be constantly monitored in this school and let me tell you that details of your record have already been passed to all the Prefects so we will also be keeping a very close eye on you. A first offence in a class will result in a verbal warning from the teacher and any subsequent offence will be punished with six strokes of the slipper on your bare bottom in front of the class. Every punishment and verbal warning that you receive will be entered on your record and this will be reviewed weekly by me, the Headmistress, and the Headboy. If you have been tawsed more than once in the week then you will definitely have to attend an interview with the Headmistress on the Friday afternoon when as you are no doubt aware you will be caned. Outside of the classroom Prefects are in control and we will take a note of any offence and pass it on to your form teacher for whatever sanction they feel is necessary and appropriate’ Tamsin explains making me even more grumpy with the school.
Tamsin seems delighted by the fact that she has worried me with her description of the way that punishments are administered and I am quickly introduced to the slipper in my first class at the school. It was mathematics and this has never been my favourite subject even though I am generally good with numbers. It was Miss Innes who took this class and although she is quite a young teacher this didn’t make her a pushover as the slippering that she gave me was very firm. Having to bare my bottom in front of the class of boys and girls was quite humiliating and by the sixth stroke I was close to tears when I was sent back to my desk to continue with the lesson. I was soon to discover that almost everyone was in the same state by the end of a slippering as it was a regular sanction in each class. I immediately developed a hatred for the school and had a moan at my parents when I got home that evening.
‘Well you will just have to learn to behave properly to avoid the punishment then’ was the rather unsympathetic response from my father. I couldn’t do it quickly enough though and received two more slipperings during that first week and at lunchtime Tamsin came and found me.
‘You will report to the Headmistress at 3pm this afternoon’ was all she said but the smile on her face told me just how much pleasure she took in this statement. I found myself standing at the end of a line of five pupils and was the last to be called into the room. I almost wished that I was deaf at that moment because listening to the sounds of the other four being punished was a torture in itself for me. After each stroke there was a cry of pain and when each of them stepped out of the room they were clutching their bottoms and had tears streaming down their faces. I was called into the Headmistress’ office and my eyes immediately focused on the cane that was lying passively on Miss Hood’s desk. It looked longer and thicker than the one Miss Hood had used on me on Monday but this might have been my eyes and fear playing tricks on me.
Miss Hood was sitting behind her desk but she was not the only person in the room because her secretary was sitting on a stool by the fireplace which seemed strange to me. Miss Hood called me to stand in front of her desk and she questioned me extensively and stringently on why I had been punished three times during this first week. My answers to her questions obviously didn’t please Miss Hood or give her the feeling that I had listened to her warning earlier in the week so it was no great surprise when I was sentenced to twelve strokes of the cane. I watched Miss Hood’s secretary standing up from the stool and I was ordered to remove my trousers and then stand in front of the stool facing the fireplace.
‘As this is your first time under formal punishment I will explain the procedure to you and this will be followed on each occasion that you are in this room for punishment’ Miss Hood says, ‘you will remove your pants and hand them to my secretary before bending over the stool with your feet on the outside of its legs. You will grip the lowest of the brass rails that you can reach at the front of the fireplace. You will retain this position until I instruct you to move and any failure to do so will result in the punishment starting again from the beginning’ Miss Hood says as she is picking up the cane and swishing it through the air. I obeyed the instructions to the letter and once I’d handed over my pants the secretary moved behind me presumably to get a better view of the punishment that was about to be administered. This position over the stool made me feel even more exposed and vulnerable than I’d felt in my life and then the first stroke landed with a fearsome crack. It was far worse than the stroke on Monday and I immediately wondered how I was going to get through the remaining eleven strokes.
I heard the secretary counting off the stroke number and only after it had been counted did the next stroke arrive. This second stroke was even worse than the first one and I only just caught the yell in my throat. Miss Hood’s secretary counted off the strokes in her own sweet time sometimes very quickly and sometimes leaving what felt like minutes. This unpredictability made the punishment seem even worse and I was soon crying out just as everyone before me had and by the time I was finally dismissed from the room I was glad that it was the end of the day because I didn’t think I could have sat comfortably at any school desk. I wasn’t even sure that my bed or the soft sofa at home would be comfortable but at least I had come through the ordeal. I won a place on the rugby team which at least provided me with some relief and I was generally popular with the pupils as well particularly because my sharp tongue often got me into trouble taking the attention away from them.
During my first year in the school I started to go out with Anna, one of the girls who was also in her fifth year, even though we both knew that relationships other than friendships were strictly forbidden by the school rules and we were certainly more than just friends. Anna was elected to the role of Prefect for the sixth year which meant that we had to be even more careful to conceal the relationship from everyone as the consequences for Anna would have been much worse due to the abuse of her position this would represent. Once a fortnight Anna has a day when she is not on duty in the dining hall so we independently walked to a spot out of the school grounds, another breach of the rules, where we started to kiss. We thought we had been very careful and avoided getting caught but this was not the case. Immediately after lunch I was summoned from my class and instructed to make my way to Miss Hood’s office. I was no stranger to this office but Miss Hood seemed to be in a particularly antsy mood this afternoon.
‘Ken not content with being seen out of bounds this lunchtime you were also seen kissing a girl from this school’ Miss Hood says and I realised that she didn’t know who it was I’d been kissing otherwise the girl would have been named or even be here already.
‘Yes that is correct Miss Hood’ I answer.
‘I would advise you not to play games with me Ken. If you tell me who you were kissing then you will receive two dozen strokes of the cane but if you do not you will receive two dozen with both the cane and the birch. How does four dozen strike you?’ Miss Hood asks.
‘Forty-eight times’ I answer and even I was shocked by my impertinence and there is a look of surprise on Miss Hood’s face as well.
‘For that wisecrack your punishment will now be four dozen and should you fail to tell me the name of the girl it will be doubled’ Miss Hood says quietly and just like my mother it was when she spoke so quietly and calmly that you knew you were in real trouble.
‘I will not tell you who I was kissing’ I answer because I am not prepared to drop Anna in the mire.
‘You are being very stupid Ken so I will give you five minutes to reconsider your position’ Miss Hood says but I still refuse to give her the name when I am given the second chance to do so.
‘You have been very stupid Ken because I will find out who it was eventually and you could have saved yourself a lot of pain because in addition to the four dozen with the cane and the birch you will now be in a one hour detention each evening for the next two weeks and I need not remind you that a slippering tops and tails each detention’ Miss Hood says. Miss Hood calls her secretary into the room and I take up the required position over the stool by the fireplace while Miss Hood herself is testing each cane that she has in her collection as if trying to determine which of them will be the most punitive. It is a frightening sound but I try not to betray my fear as I know that it will only bring a further comment on my stupidity. Miss Hood taps the cane across my bottom and then the first stroke is on its way down. It lands with a very sharp report almost like a pistol shot and the sting is fearsome. I don’t think I’ve ever experienced such a hard first stroke from Miss Hood which indicated her anger with me perfectly. Miss Hood’s secretary called off the stroke quickly and she did this for the first four strokes so that I had little recovery time and had gasped with each.
Before the fifth stroke landed even I heard the sound from outside Miss Hood’s office and she went to investigate pulling Anna and another Prefect, Katie, into the room both of whom had been eavesdropping on the punishment. I turn my head away when I see Anna because I knew that if I saw her I would give the game away.
‘What has Ken been up to this time?’ Anna asks.
‘Never mind what Ken has been up to what were the two of you doing outside my office door?’ Miss Hood asks.
‘We were walking past the office to get to our class when we heard the cane landing and we stopped to listen’ Katie answers for both of them.
‘Well since you are so interested you can watch the punishment but then you will not mind Ken watching you receiving two dozen with the cane will you?’ Miss Hood asks rhetorically.
‘No Miss Hood’ they both answer knowing better than to argue.
‘Ken is being punished because he was out of bounds and he was seen kissing a girl from this school but foolishly he has repeatedly refused to give me the name of the girl and he made a wisecrack so his punishment is now going to be four dozen with the cane and four dozen with the birch’ Miss Hood explains and I am praying that Anna will keep her mouth shut for her own sake and she does. Having an audience seems to have two effects at the resumption of the caning. Firstly it spurs Miss Hood on to make the punishment even more severe and secondly it makes me try to keep my resolve for as long as possible.
There was only ever going to be one winner in this unequal fight and that was the cane which drew a cry from me when it was delivered low down on my bottom. I’ve given up even listening to the count from Miss Hood’s secretary because it doesn’t seem to be getting anywhere near the end so it just makes me feel worse. Unlike the normal Friday punishments I’ve experienced there is a defined rhythm to this punishment with flashes of agony arriving every five seconds or so until I become aware of a longer pause which I surmise means the end of the caning.
‘I’m sure that you two girls have heard the saying curiosity killed the cat well take a close look at Ken’s bottom because while your curiosity will not kill you it will certainly earn you a bottom that looks very similar to this one’ Miss Hood says to Anna and Katie. I had no idea what my bottom looked like but I knew that it felt like you could boil a kettle with the heat in it and it felt very sore as well.
I feel the birch being rested on my bottom and I feel small trickles of water running down my bottom from it. I have only been birched once in the school and it was only a dozen strokes which had been bad enough so the thought of four times this filled me with terror. Miss Hood swished the first stroke down and the pause made it even more painful and she worked remorselessly over the centre and lower part of my bottom with almost complete overlap between the strokes until all that was coming out of my mouth were a long series of moans. At times I could hear gasps coming from Anna and Katie. This worried me and there was a particularly sharp gasp when Miss Hood selected a different birch for the final dozen strokes. This second birch was a much leaner implement almost like four canes tied together and I knew the difference as soon as the first stroke landed because it was much sharper and felt like it was tearing into my bottom. Eventually I am instructed to stand up from the stool and turn to face Miss Hood.
‘Are you now prepared to tell me the name of the girl you were kissing and save yourself from two weeks of detention’ Miss Hood asks.
‘No I am not going to give you the name of the girl I was kissing’ I answer hoping that Anna will have the sense to keep her mouth shut but she doesn’t.
‘Miss Hood it was me who kissed Ken’ Anna says nervously.
‘Is this true Ken?’ Miss Hood demands.
‘Yes Miss Hood but it was me that initiated the kiss’ I answered.
‘I really don’t care which of you kissed the other one. You both know the rules and as a Prefect you really should have known better Anna. You will both now receive two weeks of detention and Anna you will receive the full punishment that Ken has just received. Katie since your only offence is the eavesdropping you will now take up your position over the stool’ Miss Hood says and she does it. We both watch the twenty four strokes landing and each of them was very hard leaving deep red lines on Katie’s bottom.
‘You may go Katie but Ken you will remain and watch me punishing your girlfriend’ Miss Hood says at the end of Katie’s punishment.
‘Surely it is not fair that Anna receives four dozen with the birch because she had no part in my wisecrack’ I say fearfully.
‘No you are correct Ken, Anna had no influence over your wisecrack so the punishment should be two dozen with the cane and the birch plus of course the two dozen with the cane for eavesdropping’ Miss Hood says before proceeding to deliver the caning which leaves Anna’s bottom an angry red mass of stripes some of which were very close to splitting where they had crossed and I feared what the birch would do to them. A different birch was used for Anna’s punishment because the one that had been used on me would need to be disinfected before it was used again as even I could see the redness on the withes. Anna had taken the caning really well but a cry left her throat with the first stroke of the birch and hearing these cries was almost worse than the pain in my own bottom. As the cries got shriller so the torment got worse for me and I almost went over to the fireplace to take hold of Anna’s hands but I knew that if I did that we would both be whipped to a pulp so I stayed in my place but dropped my head as I couldn’t bear to see the blood slowly trickling down Anna’s bottom.
‘In addition to the detentions that you will both take together for the next two weeks Anna you will be stripped of the role of Prefect since you can clearly not be trusted to uphold the rules of the school and set an example to all of the other pupils’ Miss Hood says calmly and I watch Anna taking off her blazer and handing it over since her status was denoted by the broad stripe that is sewn around each cuff, ‘you will now get back to your classes but I will be keeping a very close eye on you and if there is even the hint of any repeat then your punishment will be much worse and it will be carried out in front of the whole school’ Miss Hood concludes.
Anna and I are scheduled to be in the same English class at that time and there was general interest in our arrival in the class because it is obvious that we have both recently been punished and are really feeling the effects of it. Our winces when we sit down were obvious to all sitting around us but thankfully Mr Smith the teacher decides not to punish us for the disruption to his class. When people find out the reason behind our punishment many of them get very nervous and wear looks that say ‘there but for the grace of god go I’ because we were by no means the only relationship in the school. Anna and I were very careful thereafter at school but as soon as we were out of uniform we could be as open as we wanted because there was absolutely nothing that Miss Hood could do about it even if she saw us as she did and she knew it.